1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:17,080 I was driving through Michigan the heart of America's car industry. 2 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:23,000 It's also home to a subculture of car smashing called Demolition Derby, which I hope to get 3 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,440 involved in. 4 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,440 My first point of contact, Ice Delivery Man John Lipka. 5 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,440 What was it on the Duke's of Hazard? 6 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,440 Oh, General Lee. 7 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,440 The General Lee. 8 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,440 Yeah, they jumped through the doors though, didn't they? 9 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,440 Can you do that? 10 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,440 Ah, yeah, sure. 11 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,440 I think I can do it. 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:47,440 Alright, you know it's been years since I had somebody who gots enough to ride in here with me. 13 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:55,440 Put two in your nails. 14 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,440 Makes a noise, doesn't it? 15 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,440 Sure. 16 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,440 Jesus. 17 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:08,440 Were there flames shooting out of there? 18 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,440 So what is a Demolition Derby? 19 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,440 Is that like people racing around a track? 20 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,440 No, no, Demolition Derby isn't like racing at all. 21 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,440 They call it a race, but I used to race. 22 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,440 Demolition Derby is where you smash, car to car, head to head. 23 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,440 Yeah. 24 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,440 Let them go, man. 25 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,440 And how do you win? 26 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,440 It would be the last one running. 27 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,440 Really? 28 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,440 Eliminate all your competition. 29 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,440 By crashing into them? 30 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,440 By crashing into them, yep. 31 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,440 How do I look wearing this? 32 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,440 You look good. 33 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,440 You look good. 34 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,440 I could put my old one on with butt heads. 35 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:40,440 Yeah, yeah, let's do it. 36 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,440 See, there's the old one. 37 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,440 Harder, harder, harder. 38 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,440 Harder. 39 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,440 Harder. 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,440 Ow. 41 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,440 My teeth. 42 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,440 Sometimes you get hit in the car. 43 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,440 It's a lot harder than that. 44 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,440 Come on. 45 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,440 Oh, I'm not kidding. 46 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,440 It sounds a little bit frightening. 47 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,440 If you're frightened, you wouldn't even want to give it a try. 48 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,440 Because a scared person isn't going to be a good driver. 49 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,440 Now I might be wrong, but in my eyes, I have no fear in there. 50 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,440 What if you do feel fear? 51 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,440 You just pretend you don't have any. 52 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,440 Yep, yep. 53 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,440 I don't ever have any fear of that. 54 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,440 You have to say that. 55 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,440 What? 56 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,440 You have to say you don't have any fear. 57 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,440 No, I don't. 58 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,440 So these are your trophies, John? 59 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:22,440 Those are mine. 60 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,440 Those are what it's all about. 61 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,440 These are all yours? 62 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,440 Those are all mine. 63 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,440 What are they made out of? 64 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,440 Actually, some of them are made out of pl- 65 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,440 Here's, for instance, this one. 66 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,440 It's one of my older ones. 67 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,440 That's like a heavier marble than simulated. 68 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,440 This is wood here. 69 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,440 Is that simulated marble? 70 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,440 Yeah. 71 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,440 So they're plastic? 72 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,440 Basically, yeah. 73 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,440 Yeah. 74 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,440 Most of them, yes. 75 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,440 To me, they're not. 76 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,440 What are they made out of to you? 77 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,440 Gold. 78 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,440 Really? 79 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,440 I got a lot of hard work and sweat and blood sometimes into those. 80 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,440 Wow. 81 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,440 How does that make you feel looking at it? 82 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,440 Makes me want to win. 83 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,440 Does it? 84 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,440 Sure, it gives me confidence. 85 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,440 What do you do? 86 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,440 You play basketball? 87 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,440 Baseball? 88 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,440 No, no. 89 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,440 Tennis? 90 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,440 Racquetball? 91 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,440 What's your hobby? 92 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,440 Reading. 93 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,440 All right. 94 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,440 When you accomplish a nice novel. 95 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,440 Yeah. 96 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,440 Don't you think back about it for a minute and think of... 97 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,440 Relish it? 98 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,440 Yeah. 99 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,440 Relish it. 100 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,440 There you go. 101 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,440 Sure. 102 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:19,440 Savor it, Ellie. 103 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,440 Well, I guess I can savor those because they stay in front of me forever. 104 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,440 I know what you mean. 105 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,440 I've never really much been much to sit down and read. 106 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,440 No. 107 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,440 That's where you and I are different, see. 108 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,440 I have to force myself to finish reading an interesting article. 109 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,440 Yeah. 110 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,440 It's not because I can't read. 111 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,440 I can read. 112 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,440 Yeah. 113 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,440 If I get into a book like that, I skim. 114 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:41,440 I start skimming and then I don't get the whole gist of the book. 115 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,440 Yeah. 116 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,440 I don't skim when I crash cars. 117 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,440 Why not? 118 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,440 It's all right there in front of you. 119 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,440 There's no chance to skim. 120 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,440 Not at all. 121 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,800 It was the night before a big derby for John, a hometown event in front of all his friends 122 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,120 and family. 123 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:02,440 With only a few hours till crunch time, I helped John get his car ready. 124 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,440 You got it a minute, Louis? 125 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,440 Yeah. 126 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:06,440 I'm going to grab us a couple of tools here. 127 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,440 Okay, I got it. 128 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,440 Okay, you ready? 129 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,440 I don't know. 130 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,440 What am I doing? 131 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,440 We're going to bolt this hood on. 132 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,440 These two bolts go right through there and there. 133 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,440 Oh, man. 134 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,440 They hit that hole. 135 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:25,440 But how are we going to hold this in the right place so that we can bolt it? 136 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,440 You hug it. 137 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,440 I don't know if I should. 138 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,440 Bust the power. 139 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,440 I'll be there. 140 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,440 I'll be there. 141 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,440 I'll be there. 142 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,440 I'll be there. 143 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:39,440 I'll take care of this side. 144 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,440 Take that one. 145 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,440 Almost. 146 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:54,440 Leave it so I can still move the hood a minute. 147 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,440 Move it. 148 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:00,440 How do you do this on your own? 149 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,440 Determination, Louis. 150 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:02,440 Determination. 151 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:09,440 If I got to do it all by myself, I'd prop it up with a broom. 152 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,440 Really? 153 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,440 I'm not kidding you. 154 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,440 Pull it down, guys. 155 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,440 Let's see if it fits. 156 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,440 How's it look more like a car, Louis? 157 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,440 Yeah, it looks good. 158 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,440 Huh? 159 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,440 What do you think I'm going to think when I see the Demo Derby tomorrow? 160 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,440 You're going to want to walk away. 161 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,440 Why? 162 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,440 Because I tell him you get gruesome sometimes. 163 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,440 You'll probably want to walk away. 164 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,440 But you said some people see it and they just think they get hooked. 165 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:34,440 They want to do it. 166 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,440 If you told me you change your oil in your car and you put your mufflers on and you change 167 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:46,440 shocks on your car and do minor repair, I might think that you might get hooked in it. 168 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,440 I like driving, though. 169 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,440 Do you? 170 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,440 Yeah. 171 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,440 Competitively, you like the road race. 172 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:54,440 When you take off the stoplight and that guy passes you, would you just assume to run 173 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,440 over and crash him or try to catch him? 174 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,440 Yeah, yeah. 175 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,440 I'll floor it. 176 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,440 I want to get past him. 177 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,440 You want to run into him. 178 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,440 You just want to get past him. 179 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,440 No, I don't want to run into him. 180 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,440 Then you aren't going to go for this. 181 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,440 I'd just assume to run into him, run him off the road, get him out of the way. 182 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,440 Like road race kind of thing. 183 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,440 Sure. 184 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,440 Is it? 185 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,440 Yeah, sure, sure. 186 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:17,440 Later that night, John corralled his wife Liz and their kids into helping with the car. 187 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,440 You going to help me? 188 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:26,440 Don't go out of my life. 189 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:31,440 Paul, I think John thinks I'm too interested in books to ever drive in a demo derby. 190 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,440 Bookworm. 191 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,440 Oh, are you? 192 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,440 You know, I read occasionally. 193 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,440 It's not the only thing I do. 194 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,440 Right. 195 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,440 Well, ain't nothing wrong with reading because usually you learn quite a bit through reading. 196 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,440 Yeah. 197 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,440 It depends what you're reading. 198 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:50,440 But I asked him if he could rack a ball or basket ball or... 199 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,440 You don't do that. 200 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,440 First thing he said was reading, so I was like, oh boy. 201 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,440 Oh, thanks, because that makes you very intelligent, very smart. 202 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,440 No. 203 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,440 I couldn't relate any of my type of hobby to yours, see. 204 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,440 That's where I keep kidding you about being a bookworm. 205 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:06,440 Oh, man. 206 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,440 Yeah, what do you think, Paul? 207 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,440 About what, Louis? 208 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,440 About my aptitude for maybe demo derby. 209 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,440 I think you'll be surprised. 210 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,440 I think you... 211 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,440 I don't think you'll do it again if you did it. 212 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,440 Why? 213 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,440 You just don't strike me as tight. 214 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,440 What is that supposed to mean? 215 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,440 That sounds like an insult. 216 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,440 No, no. 217 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,440 Don't take me wrong there. 218 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,440 I tell you, it's about the insult, yeah. 219 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,440 I just don't think you have the aggressiveness to do it. 220 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,440 I'm not all that aggressive. 221 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,440 It's true, actually. 222 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,440 But maybe you don't have to be aggressive. 223 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,440 Oh, I think it helps. 224 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,440 You know, I'm an OK driver. 225 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,440 It's pretty hard to get a license in Great Britain. 226 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,440 Do you like speed? 227 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,440 Well, you know, sometimes. 228 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,440 Do you like burn rubber? 229 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,440 Yeah, yeah, I like it when it squeaches. 230 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,440 Do you? 231 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,440 Yeah. 232 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,440 You might not do half bad, really. 233 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:01,440 Bob was trying to be nice, but already I felt out of my depth. 234 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,440 John? 235 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,440 John? 236 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,440 Yes? 237 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,440 I'm getting kind of tight. 238 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,440 I think I might hit the road. 239 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,440 All right, how late are you going to be here, do you think? 240 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,440 Oh, I bet I'll be here till four o'clock. 241 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,440 Really? 242 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,440 Yeah, anyway. 243 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,440 And then I have another guy to help yet, too. 244 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,440 Do you? 245 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,440 Yep. 246 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,440 Bob does also. 247 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,440 Good night, all. 248 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,440 Hi, Lily. 249 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,440 Don't stay up too late. 250 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:34,440 It was the big day I'd come to see John off. 251 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,440 I was a little nervous. 252 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,440 John's wife Liz had warned me John gets edgy the day of the competition. 253 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:50,440 It probably needs air. 254 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,440 It probably needs air. 255 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,440 What I do is pop it. 256 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,440 How long is it going to take to fix? 257 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,440 Ten minutes, maybe. 258 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:00,440 Not very long. 259 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,440 We can do that as a track. 260 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,440 How's it going, John? 261 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,440 Not good, Lily. 262 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,440 How are you today? 263 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,440 Not too bad. 264 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,440 Not too bad? 265 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,440 Were you up late last night? 266 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,440 Very. 267 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,440 I'm trying to stay out of your way. 268 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,440 That's a good man. 269 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,440 That's a good man. 270 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,440 But if I can help, say the word. 271 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,440 Did you sleep well last night? 272 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,440 Yeah, I did. 273 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,440 Did you? 274 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,440 No, I'm glad you got some sleep for me. 275 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,440 How's that? 276 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,440 I sense you really want to win. 277 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,440 Oh, I want to win bad. 278 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,440 You have to have your one if you don't. 279 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:31,440 I want to win bad because this car isn't as hard as a lot of them that are going to be there. 280 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,440 Well, Lily, I'm off. 281 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,440 Yeah, so we'll hook up with you at the track. 282 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,440 Good. 283 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,440 Oh, I don't want to stay down. 284 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:44,440 After I get her all squared away. 285 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:57,440 Three key car coming on the track. 286 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,440 Jim Lipps, Tom Lipps. 287 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,440 How are you feeling? 288 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,440 I'm good. 289 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,440 Are you ready? 290 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,440 Got a heartache. 291 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,440 Yeah. 292 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:10,440 The driver of the car, Derby, John first had to qualify for the feature by being one of the last three cars still moving in his heat. 293 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,440 Do you get nervous that he's going to get hurt or that he's not going to win? 294 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,440 Jimmy. 295 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,440 I know he's going to win. 296 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,440 Jimmy, you got a heartache. 297 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:19,440 You got a heartache. 298 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,440 You got a heartache. 299 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,440 Ready? 300 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,440 There's John. 301 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,440 As the cars lined up, even I started feeling nervous. 302 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,440 Here we go. 303 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,440 There we go. 304 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,440 Here's the big one. 305 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,440 Here we go. 306 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,440 There we go. 307 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:37,440 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 308 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:42,440 Get out. 309 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:47,440 Get out. 310 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,440 Get out. 311 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,440 Get out. 312 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,440 Get out. 313 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,440 Get out. 314 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,440 Get out. 315 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,440 Get out. 316 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,440 Get out. 317 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,440 Get out. 318 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,440 Get out. 319 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,440 Get out. 320 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,440 Get out. 321 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,440 Get out. 322 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,440 Get out. 323 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,440 Get out. 324 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,440 Get out. 325 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,440 Get out, get out. 326 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,440 Obviously, he had to be hitting it all the time. 327 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,440 I get it. 328 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,440 Get out. 329 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,440 Get out. 330 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,440 Get out. 331 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,440 Up to the top. 332 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,440 Get out. 333 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,440 Come on. 334 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,440 Look at that. 335 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,440 It's not hard, but not impossible. 336 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,440 At least the rules were easy to follow. 337 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,440 What happened? 338 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,440 We got him. 339 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,440 We got him. 340 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,440 John's car had taken a pounding and he pulled out of the car. 341 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,440 He could have taken the video. 342 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,440 It looked hard, but not impossible. 343 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,440 At least the rules were easy to follow. 344 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,440 We haven't had any problems with that, though. 345 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:35,440 taken a pounding so back in the pit he and Bob made some minor repairs. 346 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,120 How you feeling John? 347 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,640 Great to win Louis. 348 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,960 No fear. 349 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,400 I don't ever have any fear. I just get mad. 350 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,400 Are you mad now? 351 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,400 No, baby! 352 00:11:54,400 --> 00:12:01,400 Come on! 353 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:09,920 Well if the heat had been hard the feature was something else. 354 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,920 Again! 355 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,920 Whoa! 356 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:25,920 They seem to be going to one little ball stuff. 357 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:36,920 Come on! Let's do some handlers! 358 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:43,920 Come on! 359 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,920 Hey man! 360 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:50,920 They got radiators done! 361 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:56,920 You gotta smoke them baby! 362 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:01,920 Come on! 363 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:08,920 He got the drunken! 364 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:13,920 220? How is this? What is this? Tell me what's going on here. 365 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,920 Feature third place John. 366 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,920 No, don't go slamming things around at me. That's not the way you do business. 367 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,920 No trophies? 368 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,920 I didn't ask. 369 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,920 What did you get? 370 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,920 $15. 371 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,920 Ripped off. 372 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,920 What was the grand total of your prize money? 373 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,920 $200. 374 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,920 That's not hugely profitable. 375 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,920 Oh it's not profitable at all. 376 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,920 That's not the way the show gets run though. 377 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,920 It was a real eye-opener for me. 378 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,920 Did I actually leave the ground or did my wings pick me up all the way? 379 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,920 It was definitely off the ground wasn't it? 380 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,920 So now you going down to drive or what? 381 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:57,920 When I saw the first few early rounds and the track was still wet I thought this doesn't look too bad. 382 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,920 I was kind of disappointed you a little bit. 383 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,920 No I wasn't disappointed. I just thought maybe I could get involved in it. 384 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,920 As it moved on later into the night he got faster and faster by the end. 385 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,920 I thought this is mental. 386 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,920 Them guys, yeah it was out to hurt people. 387 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,920 They didn't care if they drove right through me if you want no truth. 388 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,920 What was the worst hit you took while you were out there this evening? 389 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,920 Gosh I couldn't tell you. 390 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,920 I think probably the last dozen of them were all pretty vicious. 391 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,920 It was fun though. 392 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,920 Are you sure it was fun? 393 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920 Yeah! 394 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:33,920 You give me that you snap your fingers turn that car back to fresh I'll go right back out and do it again. 395 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,920 Have you got any advice for me to find out whether or not I'm interested in going further? 396 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:42,920 Relax just like a drunk driver in an accident who gets hurt not the drunk driver. Relax. 397 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,920 Tensions gonna hurt you. 398 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,920 Really? 399 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,920 Yes. 400 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,920 So maybe have a few drinks before you go out? 401 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,920 I wouldn't have a drink. 402 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,920 I don't know I'd go for a few drinks but you want to relax. 403 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:55,920 Yeah. 404 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,920 We got you some beers and root beers and stuff too. 405 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:00,920 Yeah. 406 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,920 A small celebratory gift. 407 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:03,920 It's not much but... 408 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,920 You're gonna drink one of those too? 409 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:05,920 Are you? 410 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,920 I don't drink beer that's why I asked a few words. 411 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:08,920 No, well they're for you. 412 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,920 I don't know you take them home do whatever you want with them. 413 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,920 I'll take them down. 414 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,920 You give them to Bob if you don't want them. 415 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,920 I got a pit crew of it. 416 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920 You give them to the pit crew. 417 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,920 Yep I could do that. 418 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,920 Thanks again. 419 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:17,920 That's why we got the root beer. 420 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,920 Is this for my sorrows? 421 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,920 Yeah. 422 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,920 Hot in my pains? 423 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,920 Yeah. 424 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:23,920 Okay. 425 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:24,920 See you later. 426 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:25,920 See you Louis. 427 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,920 See you Lynn. 428 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,920 That was a good show. 429 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,920 That was excellent. 430 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:29,920 Good. 431 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:39,920 I was putting on a brave face but deep inside my confidence was shaken. 432 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,920 Maybe John was right. 433 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:48,920 Maybe I was too much of a bookworm to make it in the derby world. 434 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:54,920 Then I heard about a driver who sounded more my speed, Rick Arnold of the Over 40 and Having 435 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,920 Fun Derby team in Port Clinton, Ohio. 436 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:04,920 Do you drive your car on the street with your thumbs like this or like this? 437 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,920 That's a bit of a weird question. 438 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:11,920 I think I'd normally drive it with the thumbs on the outside of the wheel. 439 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:12,920 I don't know though. 440 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,920 You do the 10-2. 441 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,920 I think I do 10-2 but sometimes I drive look I don't want to cause a question with my thumb. 442 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,920 I don't want to cause a question but sometimes I drive like that with one hand down like 443 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,920 that. 444 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,920 Do you know what I mean? 445 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,920 And the other one on the window? 446 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,920 Do you know what I'm talking about? 447 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,920 Yeah, like this. 448 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,920 Yeah. 449 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,920 But this one's down here though. 450 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:34,920 In a demolition derby you don't want your thumbs in there when it spins because that will 451 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,920 injure your thumbs. 452 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:41,920 I joined up with Rick and his teammates to look for derby cars at a local junkyard. 453 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,920 This Cadillac would be a good one right here. 454 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,920 Yeah, really? 455 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,920 Oh, that's cool. 456 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,920 It's a Cadillac. 457 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,920 Wow. 458 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,920 There's a lot of engine down there. 459 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,920 How much would you pay for one of these? 460 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,920 $500. 461 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:54,920 Is that a good prospect? 462 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,920 I would say we'd probably bypass that one cause the door skin's gone. 463 00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,920 Yeah. 464 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,920 This one's ready. 465 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,920 How do you mean it's ready? 466 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920 There's no motor in it. 467 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,920 How long have you been trying to win the feature for? 468 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,920 Five years now. 469 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,920 Last year was our best showing. 470 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,920 And this year we took it on the chin. 471 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,920 Meaning? 472 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:19,920 Meaning we lost everyone we've entered so far. 473 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,920 I worry about getting both slightly because I think maybe I'm not that aggressive, maybe 474 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,920 I'm not aggressive enough. 475 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,920 But then you don't seem very aggressive, Rick. 476 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,920 When you get in that car you have a job to do. 477 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:34,920 It usually starts at the stair down when you're staring the guy down next to you and you're 478 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,920 right next to him and he's looking at you like, I'm going to hit you. 479 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:39,920 Before you crash? 480 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,920 Yeah. 481 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,920 They're getting ready to count. 482 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,920 Yeah. 483 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,920 The service is about to go. 484 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,920 Yeah. 485 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:49,420 And you've pulled up next to another guy and he's looking at you like, I'm going to hit 486 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:50,420 you. 487 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,920 Could you give me that look right now? 488 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,920 Yeah. 489 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,920 That is to break the will of the person. 490 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,920 To look right at him in his eye and see right through him. 491 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,920 Because to me you're nothing but a car. 492 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,920 Can I do like a stair down at you? 493 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,920 Sure. 494 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,920 No. 495 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,920 Why? 496 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,920 You just don't have the look. 497 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:09,920 Why? 498 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,920 That person that's in the car, he's evil, you know? 499 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:14,920 He'll hurt people. 500 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:15,920 You? 501 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,920 Me. 502 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:17,920 Yeah. 503 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,920 He would hurt people. 504 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:24,920 Rick said that wherever he went he heard cars calling to him. 505 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:25,920 What do you see? 506 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,920 This is a 67 Chevy Impala. 507 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,920 Looks like a two door coup. 508 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,920 Let's jump out and look at it. 509 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:34,920 Okay. 510 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,920 It would be a shame to smash up a nice car like this, wouldn't it? 511 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,920 Oh, I don't know. 512 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,920 Almost an honor. 513 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:43,920 How do you mean? 514 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:44,920 Instead of a shame. 515 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,920 But in that 20 minutes you're going to turn a beautiful old Chevrolet, fantastic looking 516 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,920 streamlined smooth lined old car into basically a crushed Coke tin, aren't you? 517 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,920 I'm going to recycle some Detroit metal. 518 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,920 That is what I'm going to do. 519 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:04,920 A car like this probably is about ready for recycling. 520 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,920 The guy was following in the demo derby I saw yesterday. 521 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,920 His mentor was no fear. 522 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:12,920 Yeah, you know what I mean? 523 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,920 Yeah, I sure do. 524 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,920 I see it a lot. 525 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,920 I have fear. 526 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,920 I respect the derby. 527 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:27,920 And anybody that says they're not scared either are lying or they're not afraid. 528 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,920 Either are lying or they're absolutely crazy. 529 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,920 That makes me feel a little better actually. 530 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,920 I don't think he has respect of the game. 531 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,920 He has no respect of the game. 532 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,920 He's saying he's not scared. 533 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,920 Poloni, he's lying. 534 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,920 He's lying. 535 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,920 He's lying to hide his fear. 536 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,920 So can we look at your trophies? 537 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,920 Sure. 538 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,920 They're just right in here. 539 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:05,920 I've only been doing it five years, so I feel pretty lucky to have four trophies out of five years. 540 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:10,920 Most guys don't even get anything their first few years of demolition. 541 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,920 So there's no first place trophy on there? 542 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,920 No, there's no first place. 543 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,920 I haven't won at all. 544 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,920 No, I'm still working on that. 545 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,920 So what's the word? 546 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,920 Well, I hope you choose to run. 547 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,920 I really do. 548 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,920 Really? 549 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,920 I think you'll find it fun. 550 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,920 Let's say I do get inside that car and go in for a derby. 551 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,920 One last piece of advice. 552 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:39,920 Keep your eyes on your opponent, keep your thumbs out of the steering wheel, and hold it to the floor. 553 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,920 Well, you can be a stag just for a final thought. 554 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,920 Mmm. 555 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,920 That's the idea. 556 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,920 I think he's got it. 557 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,920 He's about to break my will. 558 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,920 Hey, thanks so much. 559 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,920 To derby or not to derby? 560 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,920 That was the question. 561 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,920 With Rick as my inspiration and my thumbs out of the steering wheel, 562 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,920 I was on my way to see Kevin Hanna in the Appalachian Mountains. 563 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,920 Kevin had a car to show me, and if the terms were right, 564 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,920 he'd let me drive it in the Cuscocton County Fair. 565 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,920 So do you actually own this yard? 566 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,920 Yeah, we bought it back in 1986. 567 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,920 I never wanted to be a renter. 568 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,920 I wanted to be an owner. 569 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,920 It's nice. 570 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,920 It's kind of like your own piece of heaven if you like this stuff. 571 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,920 We've got guys that come out here and just walk around just for the atmosphere. 572 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,920 This looks like a Demo Derby car right here. 573 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:43,920 I retired two years ago, so needless to say, I don't need to run him anymore. 574 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,920 You retired from Demo Derby? How come? 575 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:51,920 Well, I was up to about 10 runs a year, and that gets a little hard on the body. 576 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,920 But you look like you could take a pounding. 577 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,920 I mean, you're a big guy. 578 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,920 Yeah, big guy's been too, though. 579 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,920 Well, this is our best specimen. 580 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,920 I've never seen a big guy like this before. 581 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,920 I've never owned one, too, though. 582 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,920 Well, this is our best specimen. 583 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,920 I haven't owned too long. 584 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:12,920 I just bought it from a boy that decided it was past its prime, 585 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,920 and he was ready for something better to move up to. 586 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,920 Can you take me around this one and show me why you think it's a good car? 587 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,920 Well, mostly it's a four-door sedan. 588 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,920 It's got good solid wind-to-posts. 589 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:23,920 Yeah. 590 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,920 It's a lot. 591 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,920 When you've got four doors, you've got all that framework around the wind area. 592 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:29,920 Does it have an engine? 593 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:30,920 It's got an engine and everything in it. 594 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,920 Can we look? 595 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:32,920 Oh, yeah. 596 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,920 There you go. 597 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,920 How about that? 598 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,920 I don't like that squeaking noise, though. 599 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,920 Well, that comes with old age. 600 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,920 That's the muffler bearing squeaking. 601 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:50,920 That's nothing. 602 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,920 I think I want it. 603 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,920 Yeah? 604 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,920 300, you said, right? 605 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,920 Yeah. 606 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,920 I don't want to, you know, I don't want to rip you off. 607 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,920 Seriously. 608 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,920 I do come from BBC Two. 609 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:02,920 I'm fairly well-financed. 610 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:03,920 Oh, yeah? 611 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,920 Yeah. 612 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,920 Want to call it 350? 613 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,920 Oh, whatever. 614 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,920 You know, whatever floats your boat. 615 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,920 We can do whatever. 616 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,920 Yeah. 617 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,920 All right, let's do it. 618 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,920 Now, just give it a couple soft pedals on your brake pedal. 619 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,920 You got to learn to drive with your left foot also. 620 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,920 Kevin had a cousin called Stevie who lived nearby. 621 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,920 Like me, Stevie was driving at the K'shokton Fair demo derby. 622 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,920 I thought I'd pay a visit. 623 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,920 I'm looking for Stevie. 624 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:34,920 How's it going? 625 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,920 You're Stevie? 626 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,920 Yep, I'm Stevie. 627 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,920 Can I come in? 628 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,920 Sure, come on in. 629 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,920 So this is your place? 630 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,920 This is my place. 631 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,920 Your trailer? 632 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,920 My trailer. 633 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,920 Could you show me around? 634 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,920 Sure. 635 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,920 Yeah, give me a tour. 636 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,920 Short tour, but it's a tour. 637 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:51,920 Trophies. 638 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,920 Trophies. 639 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,920 Are these all for demo derbies? 640 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,920 Yes, those are all demo derby trophies. 641 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,920 So you've won a few? 642 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,920 Won a few. 643 00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,920 Yeah, that's good going. 644 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:00,920 They're pretty young. 645 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,920 Ten years, twelve trophies, that's not too bad. 646 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:04,920 That isn't too bad. 647 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,920 That's good. 648 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:12,920 I've got to say, my idea of your classic, real hard-bitten demo derby driver. 649 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,920 Do you know what I mean? 650 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,920 Because I'm smaller than everybody else. 651 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,920 Well, it's just younger and smaller. 652 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,920 But when you get in the car, I get the same size car they do. 653 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,920 I can hit just as hard as they can. 654 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,920 As long as I stay in the car. 655 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,920 I just don't get in any fights back in the pits. 656 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,920 I just keep my mouth shut. 657 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,920 And you've got a dead animal on your wall. 658 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,920 Yeah, that's the first and only deer I ever actually shot hunting. 659 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,920 Because you only did it the once? 660 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,920 No, I went more than once. 661 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,920 That's the only time I've ever actually been successful. 662 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,920 So my dad had it mounted for me for a birthday present. 663 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,920 Which comes first, deer hunting or demo derby driving? 664 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,920 Definitely demo derby driving. 665 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,920 Oh yeah. 666 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,920 Why? 667 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,920 It's more fun. 668 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,920 Sitting in a tree waiting for a deer to come by is no fun. 669 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,920 Chasing somebody around in the car now that's fun. 670 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,920 It feels good doing that, doesn't it? 671 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,920 Getting used to it, yeah? 672 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,920 Yeah, it feels quite good doing that. Why is that? 673 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,920 Because it's fun. 674 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,920 Yeah. 675 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,920 Also you're a little bit frightened that it happens and you're still okay. 676 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,920 Yeah. 677 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,920 You're not used to being able to do that. 678 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,920 It's just different. 679 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,920 How did you decide to do this? 680 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920 How do you run around in a demo car? 681 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,920 Well, I want to do it because it just looks kind of fun, 682 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,920 but it's also a bit frightening, so it's a challenge. 683 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,920 And at first when I saw someone do it, I was kind of freaked out. 684 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:40,920 But then I met a guy called Rick who sort of said it's okay to be afraid. 685 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,920 And when he told me that, I felt, well, I think I can do this. 686 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,920 As long as I'm allowed to be afraid, you know? 687 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,920 He said you experience every human emotion when you do it. 688 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,920 That's about right. 689 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,920 Really? 690 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,920 Really, yeah. 691 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,920 Because you'll get mad at a couple people and you'll be scared when you get in there, 692 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,920 but then you'll have fun, you'll be laughing. 693 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,920 How have you been making out this year? 694 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:04,920 I've only run once and my big car broke and my little car got put on the logs, 695 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,920 so that's the only derby I've ran this year. 696 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,920 So you didn't do that? 697 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,920 No, I didn't do very good in my first try out this year, so we have to go try it again. 698 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,920 Use the hood for your tool bench. 699 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,920 The derby was just three days away. 700 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,920 Stevie was ready, but I still had a car to build. 701 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,920 This is hard. 702 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,920 Which way around do you go to unscrew? 703 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,920 Left. 704 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,920 Well, come out of there now. 705 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,920 You get a determined look on your face. 706 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:36,920 He caught me. 707 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,920 Grab it with the vice grips and give it the old gear shift special. 708 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,920 Forward and back till it snaps. 709 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,920 Like that? 710 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,920 Yeah, I'm a little more aggressive. 711 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920 You're about there, there. 712 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920 Now that's determination. 713 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,920 Really time for a break. 714 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,920 You wore yourself out already. 715 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,920 I still have some anxieties about being hit in the car and getting in the demo derby, 716 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,920 so I was wondering if there's anything we could do to sort of get me acclimatized. 717 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,920 You can smash me, you want to smash me? 718 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,920 But it's only fair I get to smash back once or twice. 719 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,920 Would you be on for that, Stevie? 720 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,920 Sure, that sounds like fun. 721 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:26,920 You chicken out, just wave your arms, run off in the corner. 722 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,920 I'm not that aggressive, I'm not that mean. 723 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,920 We need to find a car. 724 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,920 Okay, should we do it? 725 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,920 You want to find a car? 726 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920 Yeah. 727 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,920 What's the nervous? 728 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,920 Well, you know, I've got a very thin neck. 729 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,920 It won't break off, we promise. 730 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,920 Look how little I am. 731 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,920 Don't walk around with your head down or falling over backwards. 732 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,920 Yeah, but I've got a small head, there's not a lot to hold. 733 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,920 Look at it, you can put your hand around my neck for goodness sake. 734 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,920 No. 735 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,920 Come on, seriously. 736 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,920 Look at that. 737 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,920 That's a loose fit. 738 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920 That's a loose fit. 739 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,920 Look at this, I can't get mine around yours. 740 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,920 That's from years of practice, how big is the hand? 741 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,920 Look at how big I am. 742 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,920 Look, I'm bigger than you. 743 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,920 Exactly, just because you're tall doesn't mean anything. 744 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,920 Stevie, that isn't so thick. 745 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,920 You're just about the same size. 746 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,920 Okay, should we do it? 747 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920 Yeah. 748 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,920 Is it normal to feel a certain amount of fear? 749 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,920 The first time, yeah. 750 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,920 Don't eat before you get in the car. 751 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,920 Are you ready? 752 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,920 Start that engine. 753 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,920 Who's to clutch in too, nervous? 754 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,920 Car ride with you. 755 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,920 Driver burn, hit that car. 756 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:58,920 On the left or the right? 757 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,920 On the left side, between the door, white and the top front tire. 758 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,920 Let out a little clutch. 759 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,920 Hit it, stay on the gas. 760 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,920 Stay still, come on, hit me. 761 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,920 Fucking hell. 762 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,920 That's not good. 763 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,920 I just put it back in reverse and go after you. 764 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,920 Hang on. 765 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,920 Shit. 766 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,920 I didn't want to hear your passenger side. 767 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,920 There you go. 768 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,920 You heard you learn how to drive, Walmart. 769 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,920 Keep writing in numbers. 770 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,920 We're junking each other. 771 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,920 We're giving him a look. 772 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920 He killed it. 773 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,920 It's dead. 774 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,920 I should clutch it and try to start it again. 775 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,920 It's dead. 776 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,920 My grandmother can hit harder than that. 777 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,920 You know what this means? 778 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:26,920 He wins. 779 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,920 Yeah, you're dead, he wins. 780 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,920 Give him one more. 781 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,920 Stevie, you want to be in here? 782 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,920 Stevie, get in here. 783 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,920 You're on your own. 784 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,920 That's about as good as it gets. 785 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,920 So now what do you think? 786 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,920 That was excellent. 787 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,920 So far, so good. 788 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,920 Now it was time to get to work and impress Kevin and Stevie 789 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,920 with my automotive know-how. 790 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,920 Hey, there we go. 791 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,920 You want me to just rinse it off? 792 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,920 There you go. 793 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,920 Hey, that felt good. 794 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,920 Now comes the lender. 795 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,920 I'm gonna get the other one. 796 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,920 I'll figure it out too. 797 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,920 You missed the ones up here. 798 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:47,920 Yeah. 799 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,920 That's better. 800 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,920 I'm afraid we'll get to you after. 801 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,920 We don't have that much time. 802 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,920 We gotta be done by a dastard. 803 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,920 This is coming away. 804 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,920 He's still on the first headlight. 805 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,920 All we need to know is some flames. 806 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,920 Wanna see if we can make some? 807 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920 So you think you'll be able to hear that? 808 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,920 Yeah, I reckon. That's good. I like it. 809 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,920 Works good. 810 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,920 So much for that. 811 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,920 Now you get sex. 812 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,920 Working on the car made me feel closer to Kevin and Stevie. 813 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,920 The only trouble was, now I was their friend, 814 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,920 it wasn't enough for me to take part. 815 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,920 They actually wanted me to do well. 816 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,920 Kevin had showed me some video highlights of his own Derby career. 817 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,920 I sensed that now he's retired, he was living out his dream through me. 818 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,920 Looks good. 819 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,920 How do you feel? 820 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,920 Nervous? Nervous. 821 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,920 That's just first time butterflies. 822 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,920 You got your seatbelt on, sitting in the car. 823 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,920 This is nothing. 824 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,920 Thanks a lot, you're a real pal. 825 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,920 Chicken maybe is more the word. 826 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,920 Is there a yellow streak running up your back? 827 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,920 Huh? 828 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,920 You know what I mean? 829 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,920 Should I not have been saying I'm the wind? 830 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,920 You know, doesn't that bothers me? 831 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,920 They can see fear in your eyes. 832 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,920 Now you gotta get fired up and let's get going. 833 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,920 Okay, okay, okay. 834 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,920 Stevie, how do you feel? 835 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,920 I'm ready to go. 836 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,920 You nervous? 837 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,920 A little bit. 838 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,920 Not really. 839 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,920 Kind of anxious. 840 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,920 I wanna go hit something. 841 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,920 What are you laughing at? 842 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,920 That's a little extreme, but okay. 843 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,920 Do you think that's silly? 844 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,920 What is this? 845 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,920 I don't know, that's the back protector. 846 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,920 You might need that. 847 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,920 You'll need these, so you'll need these elbow guards. 848 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,920 Yeah, so that's not too silly. 849 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,920 That's not too bad. 850 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,920 You don't think people will take it out on me because I'm dressed all spiffy? 851 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,920 Well, I don't know. 852 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,920 Can't speak for everybody else. 853 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,920 Yeah, we'll see again. 854 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,920 Where do I go? 855 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,920 Over here. 856 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,920 You scared? 857 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,920 Nothing to be scared of. 858 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,920 Attention all drivers, you should be at the driver's meeting. 859 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,920 It is beginning now. 860 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,920 It is mandatory drivers only. 861 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,920 You do look a little out of place. 862 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,920 I do, don't I? 863 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,920 I look like a complete plunker. 864 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,920 But when you get out there, you'll be just fine. 865 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,920 Why? 866 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,920 I'm sorry. 867 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,920 How are you doing? I'm Louis. 868 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,920 Please meet Bill. 869 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,920 Good to know you. 870 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,920 Okay guys, listen up. 871 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,920 I'm out here to put a show on tonight. 872 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,920 That's all I'm here for. 873 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,920 I don't give a flying shit which one of you win. 874 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,920 Does anybody bring their car here 875 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,920 not to tear it up tonight? 876 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,920 That's what I do for a living. 877 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,920 I tear up cars. 878 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,920 Red flag means stop. 879 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,920 Does anybody color blind and cannot see the color red? 880 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,920 Reds like this guy's uniform here. 881 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,920 That's red. That means stop. 882 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,920 If you're out here to have fun wrecking your car, 883 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,920 this is the most fun you're going to have 884 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,920 with your pants on. 885 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,920 Okay guys, good luck. 886 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,920 Get your helmets, safety glasses. 887 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,920 Come on right here and get in line. 888 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,920 Can we button hold it? 889 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,920 Sure. 890 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,920 Are you ready? 891 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,920 One more. 892 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,920 One more. 893 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,920 There you go. 894 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,920 Now get in the car and do that to them. 895 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,920 Okay, let's do it. 896 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,920 Why am I doing this? 897 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,920 Because you're a mean, lighting machine. 898 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,920 Steve and I were in our team colors of orange and white. 899 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,920 I was in double zero. 900 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,920 He was in 715X. 901 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,920 Oh, God. 902 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,920 Steve! 903 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,920 Steve! 904 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,920 Steve! 905 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,920 Nothing. 906 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,920 How? 907 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,920 From the first hit, I knew 908 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,920 it was going to be misery. 909 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,920 Nothing had prepared me for this. 910 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,920 I was in the car. 911 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,920 While Steve zipped up and down, 912 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,920 scoring hits and dazzling the crowd, 913 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,920 I concentrated on being smashed from all sides. 914 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,920 Every time I thought I was on the point of rallying, 915 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,920 I get hit and forget where I was. 916 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,920 With minutes left, 917 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,920 I finally got going 918 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,920 and drove into the wall. 919 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,920 Then I reversed into Steve's driver's side door, 920 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,920 getting a warning from the flagman. 921 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,920 Steve, hey! 922 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,920 At least I was still in one piece. 923 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,920 I was in the car. 924 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,920 At least I was still in one piece. 925 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,920 But then, for reasons I still don't fully understand, 926 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,920 disaster struck. 927 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,920 You made it! 928 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,920 I'd made it to the feature. 929 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,920 Now I had to face Kevin. 930 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,920 Were they being nice to me because I was an out of towner? 931 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,920 No. 932 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,920 They gave you what they thought you had coming, 933 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,920 I'm afraid. 934 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,920 We need to get some work done 935 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,920 because you've got a feature to go to. 936 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,920 No, you'll want to buy that later. 937 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,920 I'm a little confused because 938 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,920 I'm sure I didn't really drive very well. 939 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,920 No, you did. 940 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,920 I'm sure you'll drive better next time. 941 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,920 First time drivers all drive like that one. 942 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,920 How did I get through then? 943 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,920 Good engine that just came back to life 944 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,920 when you wanted to crank it up. 945 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,920 My foot slipped off the fucking chain. 946 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,920 I think I hit you by accident 947 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,920 on the driver's door, Stevie. 948 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,920 What's that? 949 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,920 I think I hit you on the driver's door. 950 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,920 That's okay, you did good. 951 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,920 You did real good. 952 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,920 I was home with one of them old dust collectors for your show. 953 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,920 Oh no. 954 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,920 I didn't want to do it again. 955 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,920 Yeah, you got to do it again. 956 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,920 Can you qualify for the feature and not drive? 957 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,920 You don't have to drive the feature 958 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,920 if you don't think you have enough cars. 959 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,920 What are you going to do? 960 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,920 I'm driving. I'm having a ball. 961 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,920 Who are you? You're loving it. 962 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,920 This is great. This is fun. 963 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,920 This is why we do this. 964 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,920 Good, good, good, good. 965 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,920 You're bumping back on. 966 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,920 We'll let it cool down a little bit more. 967 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,920 Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. 968 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,920 I'm not sure that I want to go into the feature. 969 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,920 Why? 970 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,920 You've got the same odds as everyone else out there. 971 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,920 I don't want to feel like I'm whipping out, 972 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,920 but I don't want to go out again that much. 973 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,920 You don't? Yeah. 974 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,920 Wasn't that much fun? No. 975 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,920 You don't want to do it again? No, not much. 976 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,920 It was just, it wasn't really my cup of tea. 977 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,920 You know what I mean. 978 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,920 We started this together. 979 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,920 Yeah. We need to finish it. 980 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,920 Why so? Just drive out there and make a few circles. 981 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,920 Do some donuts. 982 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,920 Do something crazy. 983 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,920 You'll never do it again. 984 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,920 I didn't come here to win. I really didn't. 985 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,920 I came here to check it out, just see what it was all about. 986 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,920 But I just don't enjoy it that much. 987 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,920 It's not in his blood. That's all there is to it. 988 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,920 We should have drugged his tea. 989 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,920 Well, you keep arguing with him. I'm going around. 990 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,920 I'll be horse if I keep it up. 991 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,920 Okay. 992 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,920 Jumping away, boy. 993 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,920 This is what you're supposed to be doing. 994 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,920 It's a war. 995 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,920 Even the best for the best. 996 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,920 We're just rubbing it in on you. 997 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920 We're missing it. 998 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,920 We're missing it. 999 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,920 It's mine right there. 1000 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,920 Why do it if you don't even like it that much? 1001 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,920 We just got cheating right into the wall. 1002 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,920 That could be you. 1003 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,920 I'm so glad. 1004 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,920 That's why you're not out there. I know. 1005 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,920 You see how tough this is. 1006 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,920 I know how tough it is. I've done it many times. 1007 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,920 I went through this all the time. 1008 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,920 Can't believe you didn't want to do that. 1009 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,920 What the hell? 1010 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,920 Are you pleased? 1011 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,920 Yes, I'm happy. 1012 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,920 Both times. 1013 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,920 He let my air out of my windbag. 1014 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,920 I'm done. 1015 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,920 You make a friend. 1016 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,920 You do what you can. 1017 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,920 I can understand why you didn't want to go out there. 1018 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,920 But it's not 1019 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,920 the name of the game. 1020 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,920 That's not the way we did it. 1021 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,920 You got four minutes to get your money and your trophies. 1022 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,920 You got to take the trophy. 1023 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,920 I'm going to take the trophy. 1024 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,920 You got two minutes to come and get it. 1025 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,920 Hey, go, Louis. 1026 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,920 I really get one of these. 1027 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,920 You know I got one. 1028 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,920 Thank you. 1029 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,920 Thanks very much. 1030 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,920 Thank you. 1031 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,920 That feels good. 1032 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,920 Without hitting hard, Stevie. 1033 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,920 That was hard. 1034 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,920 Was that hard? 1035 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,920 No. 1036 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,920 That is nice. 1037 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,920 I like it. 1038 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,920 I've got one too. 1039 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,920 I was cheering for you. 1040 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,920 I got a headache. 1041 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,920 I love her backers. 1042 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,920 Does it mine too? 1043 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,920 You got another one for your window. 1044 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,920 Beer's on you tonight. 1045 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,920 Beer's on me. 1046 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,920 It's great. 1047 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,920 We did what we wanted to do. 1048 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,920 Yeah, I did. 1049 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,920 So what do you think? 1050 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,920 It's a little stuck. 1051 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,920 How are you going to get that off there? 1052 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,920 Wait for one of them to come over here with their loader 1053 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,920 and pick me up and sit me down. 1054 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,920 So what are you going to do now after you got it off? 1055 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,920 I mean, load them up, take them home. 1056 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,920 I'll take it home, pull the motor and the transmission 1057 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,920 out of it and put it in a different car 1058 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,920 and jump the rest of the car. 1059 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,920 Uh-oh. 1060 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,920 He really did a good job. 1061 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,920 He had this crowd up. 1062 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,920 In the future, 1063 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,920 I'll eventually get over it. 1064 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,920 It was time to leave the world of Demo Derby, 1065 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,920 having heartily disappointed everyone in it. 1066 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,920 When I got to the future, 1067 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,920 I'd realized that however much I wanted to please 1068 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,920 Kevin and Stevie, 1069 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,920 self-preservation came first. 1070 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,920 I really let you down. 1071 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,920 Nah. Better off, you don't have a backache 1072 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,920 and you're safe. 1073 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,920 You're just being nice. 1074 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,920 Yes, I am. You're right. I'm being nice. 1075 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,920 I'd like to see you go a little farther, but... 1076 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,920 Medical reasons, medical reasons. 1077 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,920 Like a bank phone. 1078 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,920 Yeah, I didn't say it. You did. 1079 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,920 Ha ha ha. 1080 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,920 How you doing? 1081 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,920 Smiling. 1082 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,920 Kevin will be out in a minute. He's on the phone. 1083 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,920 What's he doing? 1084 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,920 We was in eating some beans. 1085 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,920 How do you feel? 1086 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,920 Real good. 1087 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,920 I woke up this morning thinking I'd like to run it again. 1088 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,920 Too late now. 1089 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,920 Here's isn't it? 1090 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,920 See, you should have drove in the future. 1091 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,920 I wasn't ready for the future. 1092 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,920 I'm ready for that. 1093 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,920 I need more time to develop my basic skills. 1094 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,920 You know what I mean before I face the big boys? 1095 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,920 Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. 1096 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,920 I still feel like a bit of a whore went here. 1097 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,920 No, you did fine. 1098 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,920 What did he sneak in? 1099 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,920 A couple minutes ago. 1100 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,920 While I was unloading your car? 1101 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,920 Yeah. 1102 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,920 So how do you feel? 1103 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,920 Not too bad. 1104 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,920 A little bit stiff. Nothing serious though. 1105 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,920 Now, quitters usually don't hurt too bad the next day. 1106 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,920 I'm still not over it. 1107 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,920 I'm sure. 1108 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,920 You didn't know that you had won? 1109 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,920 Stevie said. 1110 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920 He ran over and you didn't know what was going on. 1111 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,920 I didn't know what was going on. 1112 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,920 I thought they were throwing me out for sandbagging. 1113 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,920 Dude, I hadn't hit anything in about 15 minutes. 1114 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,920 Well, they were hitting you. 1115 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,920 It kind of counts. 1116 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,920 We're ready to get this thing on to its next life. 1117 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,920 Okay. 1118 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,920 Should we just look at it in some places? 1119 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,920 There's not much to say to it now. 1120 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,920 It's that audio. 1121 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,920 It's in car heaven now. 1122 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,920 You